The Simple FUN You Can Have With WORDS!!

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

3. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

4. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his orders.

5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

7. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

8. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

9. The world will never run out of maths teachers because they always multiply.

10. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.