25 REASONS MEN ARE HAPPIER

This is why men are happier:

1- Your last name stays put.

2- The garage is all yours.

3- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4- Chocolate is just another snack.

5- You can never be pregnant.

6- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

8- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (lol)

11- One mood all the time.

12- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

13- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

14- You can open all your own jars.

15- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

16- Your underwear is just $9.95 for a three-pack.

17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (sometimes 2)

18- Everything on your face stays its original color.

19- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

20. You only have to shave your face and neck. (This is not true)

21- One color for all seasons.

22- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

23- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

24- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

25- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.